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jerkidiot:

yeah…im tough….i’ve got some scars…..*shows u my belly button* this one i got from being in the womb for 9 months….had to remove my umbilical cord…rough times but im still standing…

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therailz:

when you fuck up and realize there’s nothing you can do so you just accept it

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My BFF Coming out to her 89 Year old Grandmother

  1. BFF: Grandmother I need to talk to you
  2. Grandma: [concerned voice] What? What is it? Are you sick?
  3. BFF: No, no. Grandma. I'm gay.
  4. Grandma: What?
  5. BFF: I'm gay Grandma. I have a girlfriend now.
  6. Grandma: [relieved voice] Oh honey, is that all? I thought you had cancer. Anytime someone needs to tell me something they are sick. Who's your girlfriend, when is her birthday? I'll bake her a pie.
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thatsmallbluebox:

she looks legitimately troubled

(Source: kristenwiiggle)

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princess-mishaps-palace:

cooper has a valuable contribution to the abortion arguement 

princess-mishaps-palace:

cooper has a valuable contribution to the abortion arguement 

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pika-brew:

memeguy-com:

I didnt know body wash could be so sexy and condescending

Every time I see this post I think it’s a fire extinguisher and I get really confused

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